SCHOOL SAFETY LOCKDONWS! ARE THEY A HAZARD TOO?

SHOOTER! AT A SCHOOL!!

OR ALMOST ANY KIND OF NEIGHBORHOOD INCIDENT IS NOW PRODUCING…

A SCHOOL…LOCKDOWN!!

BIG NEWS…RIGHT? FIRST THING YOU HEAR IS….THE SCHOOL IS IN ….LOCKDOWN!

COOL…NOW YOU CAN ….BREATHE A BIG SIGH OF RELIEF ….RIGHT? …..ESPECIALLY IF IT IS ONE OF YOUR CHILDREN..OR A LOVED ONE….LOCKED DOWN.

WAIT? LOCKED DOWN?

IS …THAT…A…HAZARD …TOO?

MORE IMPORTANTLY….IS THERE ANYONE LEFT AT THE DIVISION OF STATE FIRE MARSHAL….THAT..CARES?

BEFORE MY CAREER WAS SO RUDELY INTERRUPTED BY THE LIARS ZURZ, BELLE, COOPER, KNAPP (SEE WWW.FIREMARSHAL.WEEBLY.COM) WITH THE TRUMPED UP CHARGES OF MY “LOOKING AT AN EMPLOYEE THE WRONG WAY”….YUP…UNBELIEVABLE ISNT IT? ANYWAY…AS THE MOST CARING, MOST DEDICATED BUREAU CHIEF THE DIVISION OF STATE FIRE MARSHAL HAS EVER KNOWN, I WAS CONSTANTLY MONITORING ISSUES LIKE THIS IN THE INTEREST OF OUR CITIZEN’S SAFETY.

NOW…SOME POLITICAL…HACK….SITS IN MY SEAT…AND….WHO..CARES…???

ARE FIRE CODES…ENFORCED?…… LOL….LOL…..ITS….LAUGHABLE FOLKS!